Just a few quotes from the day I highly enjoyed… a few wish to remain nameless, so I didn’t include the sources. If you care to know or guess, feel free!
“Don we now our gay apparel.. no wait, gay apparel can’t be right. I think it’s gay affair. Wait… that’s worse!”
“Knowing isn’t everything. If it becomes everything, some people end up as know-it-alls who treat others as know-nothings. Real knowledge isn’t that insensitive.”
“You can drive your car to work tomorrow!”
“So Mrs. Henry, if you were to receive a gift, would you want to know who it’s from?”
“Mrs. Henry, did you come up with this cool science experiment?”
“The Bible is so good with chocolate. I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn’t. It’s a chocolate thing.”
Have a good night.